Photo by Ralph Unden
You frequently mutter to yourself. Slam fists on the keys. Wish you smoked cigarettes so you’d have something else to do with your hands.
You know you’re not quite “normal.”
But how crazy are you?
Just use this little quiz to determine whether you are actually paranoid – or simply a writer (which might be worse).
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You suspect a car is following you, but then it turns away. You are relieved. Paranoid
You suspect a car is following you, but then it turns away. You are disappointed. Writer
You believe your house is bugged because you have the feeling someone is watching you. Paranoid
You believe your house is bugged because movies and TV shows keep stealing your ideas. Writer
You’re afraid you’ll be kidnapped by government agents because they know you’re on to them. Paranoia
You’re afraid you’ll be kidnapped by government agents because of your Google search history. Writer
You have a plan for going off the grid. Paranoid
You fantasize about the new identity you’d take on if you had to go off the grid. Writer
You can think of lots of reasons someone would kill you. Paranoid
You can think of lots of ways someone would kill you. Writer
You think everyone is trying to kill you. Paranoid
You think your characters are trying to kill you. Writer
You think various organizations are trying to take over the world. Paranoid
You think of various ways you could take over the world. Writer
You see danger everywhere. Paranoid
You see grammatical errors everywhere. Writer
You think conspiracy theories are true. Paranoid
You think conspiracy theories are writing prompts. Writer
Other people think you’re crazy. Paranoia
You think you’re crazy. Writer
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