10 slight differences between paranoia and writing

Photo by Ralph Unden

Photo by Ralph Unden

You frequently mutter to yourself. Slam fists on the keys. Wish you smoked cigarettes so you’d have something else to do with your hands.

You know you’re not quite “normal.”

But how crazy are you?

The Elements of Style Rap

I’m afraid the article I was going to publish today is only half finished – instead of completing it, I spent the evening addressing bridal shower invitations.

But I won’t let you go empty-handed! 

I present Strunk & White’s (or at least two guys with fake mustaches’s) Elements of Style Rap: