Photo by Ralph Unden
You frequently mutter to yourself. Slam fists on the keys. Wish you smoked cigarettes so you’d have something else to do with your hands.
You know you’re not quite “normal.”
But how crazy are you?
I’m afraid the article I was going to publish today is only half finished – instead of completing it, I spent the evening addressing bridal shower invitations.
But I won’t let you go empty-handed!
I present Strunk & White’s (or at least two guys with fake mustaches’s) Elements of Style Rap: