This week in the InMon furnace:
Me: It’s 101 degrees outside.
Me: But it feels like 106 degrees.
Me: There’s a heat advisory and everything.
*stops halfway down normal evening route*
This week in the InMon Camp: Winning Butterfingers for being terrible at bowling. I have only just now realized the pun. In other news, while the unbearable heat continues, so does the dog’s twice daily need to catalog scents throughout the neighborhood.
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This week at InMon Sanitorium: The patient climbs out of the editing gloom into the light of a fresh first draft! In other news, rain!
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This week in the pages of InMon: I kinda feel like we need some InMonsters named Matthew and Luke for some reason. In other news, did you know that when you acquire a chicken in a dream, you must travel to a magical land behind a waterfall to fill out an ownership transference form? I would know.
These two weeks in InMon: Vacuuming endlessly. And going back to the store to forget the one thing you forgot yesterday, only to realize tomorrow that you forgot something else. In other news, there is a mosquito in my house and it is enjoying a feast. Curse thy spindled blood-lusting snout and the welts that spring from whence you withdraw it! Fie!